Canvas Capitalist Mugs

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Artists of the wild west.

"He's an abstract artist."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Instant art

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artist painting a cat.

Trash-talkin' artists

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The painting Painter

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"It's too academic."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Art Theft

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'