Canvas And Case Law Gifts

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Barristers

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Justice 4 Ron

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Art Plagiarism

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Counsel examining witness

Artist painting a cat.

I'm color blind, please help.

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

The painting Painter

"It's too academic."

"Quit moving"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

Art Theft

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."