Cantankerous Zen Master Gifts

Looking for a gift for your cantankerous Zen master? Explore our collection of funny and insightful products designed for the creatively inclined. Ideal for adding a dash of humor and a sprinkle of serenity to their space, these gifts celebrate the quirky spirit of those who walk their own peaceful yet prickly path.

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"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!" mockup

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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Zenemies.

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Yoga.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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"Hoarder."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later! mockup

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

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Zen and the Art of Procrastination. mockup

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

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Cantankerous Zen Master Gifts Collection

Cantankerous Zen Master Mugs

Discover more witty and thoughtful mugs perfect for the cantankerous Zen master—ideal for bringing humor and calm to every morning.

Cantankerous Zen Master Pillows

Find the perfect pillows to mirror the peaceful yet prickly personality of your cantankerous Zen master, adding humor and comfort to any room.

Cantankerous Zen Master Prints

Browse our collection of insightful and humorous prints, ideal for celebrating the unique personality of your Zen master in any space.

Cantankerous Zen Master T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate the quirky spirit of your favorite Zen master. Perfect for everyday wisdom with a twist.