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Beato Romero

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Save Mars

"Caption contest"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

Half French/half English.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Any apologies for absence?"

Tree and man

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Deer Crossing

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'