Canonization T-Shirts

Beato Romero

Saint Mother Teresa of Calcuta

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Caption contest"

Save Mars

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Pick a business card.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Half French/half English.

Tree and man

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Any apologies for absence?"

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Deer Crossing

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Oh,no, not again!'