Captioning T-Shirts

"Caption contest"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

Cariactures

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Fighting Covid

U of Debt

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Shampoo.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?