Captioning T-Shirts

"Caption contest"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

Cariactures

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Shampoo.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

U of Debt

Fighting Covid

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...