Satirical Captionist T-Shirts

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The Proust of Twitter

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

German School

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Social media and censorship...

"What are you doing?"

"Fact amnesty"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."