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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Patient examines qualifications: Well Okay...go ahead.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'When I wiggle my leg like this, I get a pain here.'

'Have you tried turning everything off and on again?'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

'Closer... closer...'

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

Battle.

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mr. Popularity.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Shooting Leaves

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Diving Cannon

"I assume sir would like a room with a window."