Cannabis Dreamer Gifts

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Gardener

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Bribes for Jabs

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'In Love'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Chocs away.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'