Canine Relaxation Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

On holiday.

'Ahhh...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'That was fun!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'T.M.I.F.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'