Canine Relaxation Mugs

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'That was fun!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.