Canine Interaction Gifts

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

10 K Tail-Chase

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Hot Air Balloon

'Next!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"You've already been for a walk."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Fido and Fifi

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Dog History

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"