Canine Interaction Gifts

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"A little help, please."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Recess does things to a man."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Hot Air Balloon

'Next!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Dog History

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Fido and Fifi

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."