Pet Interaction Gifts

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Next!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Dog Love.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"It's her first snowman."

The difference between cats and dogs.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Made your point.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"OK, now take one with mine."

"I have to go out and I hate to leave her all alone in the house — she looks anxious..." "He's going out again and I can't go. He'll be out there with total strangers — he looks worried..."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Laura! Laura! Wake up — I just had the worst nightmare!"

A Visit To The Zoo