Canine Curriculum Explorer Gifts

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Common Core Family Therapy

Dog phrenology

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Overused Animal Cliches

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Discipline at Doggy School

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

"Just once I'd like to get past the War of 1812 by spring vacation."

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Inflatable dog

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

Shifting the blame 101.

'Now tell him about our one million kids-he's starting to weaken.'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.