Canine Computer Enthusiast Pillows

Dog licking laptop.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Distracted dog walker.

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

Doggy satellite dish.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Laptop fetching dog.