Canine Cohabitor Gifts

'Either she goes, or I go.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."