Canine Cognition Fan Pillows

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dog phrenology

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Animal immigration

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"