Canine Cognition Fan Pillows

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

No littering...

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dog phrenology

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'What the hell

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"