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"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Changing Minds

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Otto von Bismarck

"She will take me on more walks."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Clive James

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'The Stepford Dogs'

"He's a little shy around people."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

Sit! Stay!