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Otto von Bismarck

Changing Minds

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Punch Initials - P

Romantic Dreams

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

Clive James

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

Robot Knight

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Edward Scissorhands.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'