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Popping another charisma pill may do the trick!

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Changing Minds

Ego Increasing School

How Optimism Works

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Otto von Bismarck

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Clive James

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"You're 30? Me too!"

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"You need to stop being so negative about yourself. It's not good for your self esteem, and quite frankly, it makes you sound like a big loser."

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."

Sex Shop

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you no longer own him."

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

The Snake Charmer

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

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