Canine Castle Lover Gifts

Posh Doghouse.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'