Canine Castle Lover Gifts

Posh Doghouse.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I think they're up to something.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."