Canine App Enthusiast Pillows

"I found an app for tummy rubs."

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"