App-loving Dog Owner Pillows

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Distracted dog walker.