Tech-loving Canine Caretaker Pillows

"It's a cat-scanner."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Distracted dog walker.