Candy Mastermind Gifts

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Who stole my candy?

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Building a gingerbread house

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

Woman planning dinner party.

'Are you gonna answer that?'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Brainstorming!

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

Kids in spooky costumes doing trick or treat

Helicopter Mom

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'Three iron.'

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"