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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Heart to heart talk.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'Isn't this romantic?'

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

The Last Dinner

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

"What are you doing?!"

Candlelit dinner.

"This place caters to workaholics."

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

"What's the occasion? Candles, wine, that fancy dress? It's not like today's our anniv....oops!"

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

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