Candlelit Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm recently separated from my significant other half."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Prison Romance.

The Fuse

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Nocturne

Candle Size

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'