Candlelight Ceremony Participant Gifts

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

The Fuse

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Nocturne

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"Your candle has gone out."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Before Electric Fences

Congregation

"Well, it just so happens I do!"

'Ooops!'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'