Canary Whisperer Gifts

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'You lifted your head.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Towels

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Cats and gardens.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Man fishing with large bait

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).