Canary Whisperer T-Shirts

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

Police Feline Unit

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You lifted your head.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Man fishing with large bait

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'He's not supposed to go out.'