Canary-but-not-in-a-mine T-Shirts

"Has there been any unusual activity in our stock? The canary just died."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

No! The new mining bill hasn't passed yet!

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

Globalization.

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

'Say - 'Ardex Mining', thats us - up up 3 7/8 last week.'

'We're keen on the canaries.'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

Almond Milk, Coconut Milk, and Whole Milk.

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

'Experience?'

Shortly after, mines started using canaries as an early warning system.

'He's a living legend. The most decorated carny in history.'

Tunnel of Ore

"Everybody double your anti-depressants."

'I just got canned!'