Can-do Enthusiast Pillows

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.