Can-do Believer Pillows

There's no such word as "can't".

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"I believe in you!"

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

"Keep your chin up."

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Five year time...

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

New Pope.

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Clancy: Exception to the rule

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."

'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"