Can-do Believer Gifts

There's no such word as "can't".

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"I believe in you!"

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Keep your chin up."

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Five year time...

New Pope.

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Clancy: Exception to the rule

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."

'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"