How-to Enthusiast Pillows

Drawing in 3-D

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I didn't spark joy."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."