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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- B.M.O.C.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.