Campanologist T-Shirts

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'We like the job you're doing, but were wondering if you could switch up the ringtones from time to time.'

"Ding" "Dong"

The Devil dropping church bell on bell ringer.

The British Society of Campanology...

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'The circle is complete!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

God's Subcontractors

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Echo Tourism'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'