Campanologist Pillows

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'We like the job you're doing, but were wondering if you could switch up the ringtones from time to time.'

"Ding" "Dong"

The Devil dropping church bell on bell ringer.

The British Society of Campanology...

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'The circle is complete!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Sausages.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Candid Camera store.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'