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Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Reporting.

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

"Seriously, things are getting crazier by the day: now there are three documentary crews fighting over filming us..."

'And coming up after the break on 'Your Thoughts', we find out what today's MASSIVE 6 income tax hike means to the man in the street...'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Arts and crafts

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Multitool Knife

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Farmer's Market.

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.