Action Cameraman Pillows

Filming on a surfboard

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Hugh fans!"

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Tim Burton

Filming Christmas

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Kirsten Johnson

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.