Camerawoman Pillows

'It's my new hobby. Do something interesting. This is streaming live on the internet.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Police film evidence

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

True Story Movie

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Two reporters interview each other.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."