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Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Business was so slow that Quasimodo eventually sold up, and became the town bell ringer.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'