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"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Let's start raising campaign money.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Palin 2012

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Think tanks.

Distraction.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Dark money donor

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Freedom of Speech

"With great power comes great reward."

Running for Congress

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."