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Swaggering Into History

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

John F. Kennedy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

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'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Out of date

Joe Biden

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Jeremy Corbyn

Trump's Oath

Palin's Teabaggers

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."