Campaign Financier Pillows

"He's rich, but not run-for-office rich."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Palin 2012

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

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