Campaign Financier Mugs

"He's rich, but not run-for-office rich."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Palin 2012

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

Now You're Talking

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Vote

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."