Campaign Fund Critic Mugs

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Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Campaign Donations

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

Senator Krupt: Now Accepting Contributions On-Line!

'Thank you supreme court. . . Now I can buy all the politicians I want!'

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Charity fundraiser

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Mobsourcing

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"

Election Ads

Corporations are People: Money is Speech.

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."

"...and, if elected, I promise never to be poor again."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Ballot box with Out of Order vending machine attached.

'We can't send you disaster relief. We outsourced our operations to the countries hit by the tsunami.'

Lifecycle of Democracy

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Shall we start the bidding at five dollars?"

Daylight robbery.

". . . and yours is the most special of the special interests I cater to."