Campaign Finance Buff Pillows

'We're from 'SuperPacs without borders.' Would you care to donate to a political party of your choice?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Pecking order.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Antonin Scalia

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

Tony Blair

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Euro Discobolus

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

George 'Monkey' Bush.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Economic casualties.