Campaign Finance Buff Pillows

'We're from 'SuperPacs without borders.' Would you care to donate to a political party of your choice?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Pecking order.

I brake for federal bailouts.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

Antonin Scalia

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

George 'Monkey' Bush.

Euro Discobolus

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

Tony Blair

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Economic casualties.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"