Campaign Events Pillows

Running for Congress

"Good boy."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

They're Not Just That Into It

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

See you at the farmers market!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

All dressed up and no place to go

Church Basement Foodie

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'