Campaign Events Pillows

"Good boy."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Political convention

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

AA Meeting Here Today

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

See you at the farmers market!

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Save the unicorn.

Church Basement Foodie

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'