Campaign Critique Pillows

"...and, if elected, I promise never to be poor again."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

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Disappearing Democracy

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Campaign Donations

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'

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Trump White House Word Search

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Election Ads

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

'That's great... He can watch a 30-minute election ad, but he can't listen to me for five lousy minutes!'

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Calls for Income Tax Reduction

Where Are They Now?

Mother Theresa (May)

"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'I demand cut-backs, austerity measures and belt tightening. . . well, forget the belt tightening.'

"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."

Corporations are People: Money is Speech.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

Ballot box with Out of Order vending machine attached.