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Generic Store: Sign in Window
'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'
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Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!
'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'
Posters of the Sahara
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"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"
"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."
'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'
I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.
Dodgy Marketing
Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'
"We've checked, and it's fine with women."
"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"
"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"
'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'
'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'
"At this point, the product smiles and says, 'Good day, Mr. Froggie'."
Republican campaign tosses out the truth.
Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'
Advertising campaign before product development
"This looks good."
'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'
Post man delivers 'More Stuff You Don't Want.'
Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'
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